You know you want to

The second debate gets underway shortly. I'm going to Jen's to watch it. In trying to achieve a more structured viewing experience, we will follow these rules. Since Jen is feeling under the weather, I have the feeling she'll appreciate the following:

When the President says he admires the Senator's service Vietnam:
Call someone you've always hated and tell them that thirty years ago they did something that made them seem slightly less terrible than usual. Then admit that they probably can't take your lauding too seriously because, as part of a debate game you're playing, you just finished off the last of a two liter mix of NyQuil and Drano (luckily when you removed the cap, you realized you had also won a free song from iTunes).