Really? In Shelton?

We're trying to go away for a couple days over the holiday break. I was searching for vacationy type things that would be relatively close. Craigslist usually has lots of good options to choose from both close and far.

I found this gem in Shelton. It says it's a romantic getaway, they do have winter discounts. Sounds great right?

Well...not exactly.

Don't click on this if you are at work and your boss doesn't like you looking at inappropriate pictures of 70s models or the butt cheeks of a man cleaning out an above ground inflatable pool.


And in Shelton, which for those of you who don't know is famed for being a rur-burb (that's a word I just invented, a rural suburb) of olympia. It's a town known for meth consumption and lots of DUIs, and evidently nudist colonies.

I can't help but think of the last chapter of Naked by David Sedaris and wonder if this place has a strict towel policy.